Lumpy's Poems

I can't write good poems, but I can write bad ones. And when I say bad, I mean good, because I like these. I don't trust my ability to write worthwhile poetry -- I don't trust my ability to even recognize it -- but if the poem ends with a punchline, that I trust.

When You Care Enough Not To Send the Very Best

Pushing the Envelope of Love

Spot had a small crush on Karl's daughter. It wasn't reciprocated.